... Dio recounts an Trade concerning Elagabalus and the properly-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus addressed the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Never call me lord, I am a Girl.' Dio concludes his anecdote by getting Elagabalus asking his doctors to provide him the equivalent of a girl's vagina by way of a surgical incision. ^Idea